"What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
Telling stories nobody asked for. From places nobody wants to go.
WELCOME TO THE BLOG!
This isn’t a lifestyle blog. It’s a survival record.
A flaming crash site of ambition, aviation, idiocy, and accidental heroism—documented in full colour, soaked in sweat, diesel, and deeply questionable judgment. The kind of brutal honesty that makes your inner child cry and your therapist up their hourly rate.
This is where adventure shows up drunk, kicks down the door, and vomits in your shoes.
Where “thrilling escapades” involve border interrogations, explosive diarrhoea in war zones, bureaucratic hostage situations, and once—no joke, this really happened—a low pass over a herd of elephants that nearly sparked a diplomatic incident.
And the best part?
Every word of it is true. Tragically. Hysterically. Criminally true.
And we have the pictures to prove it. Nothing’s been airbrushed. Nothing’s been softened. The only fiction here are the fake names we gave to people who are either still recovering or actively trying to hunt Marcel down.
The half-German, half-English chaos? Not a bug. A feature. It’s exactly what happens when you live out of a duffel bag, operate across ten time zones, and believe that bilingual sarcasm counts as a valid communication strategy.
This blog is not for:
– People who enjoy “wholesome content.”
– Anyone who’s ever said, “I just want a quiet life.”
– The spiritually fragile, lactose-intolerant, or those who list “vibes” as a core value.
This is for:
– The derailed.
– The feral.
– Those who know the best stories start with: “So, there was this mine field…”
– Anyone who’s ever been medically disqualified from inner peace.
This is for the professional disaster magnets.
The ones who measure life not in Instagram followers or overpriced travel insurance, but in how many times they’ve almost died in the name of “figuring it out.”
It’s not for eco-glamping, Lonely Planet-toting safari hobbyists who cry when their vegan options are late.
It’s for the bold, the broke, the borderline insane.
Decide for yourself if this blog is your flavour of poison, or if you'd rather invest in a hand-lettered self-help manual from someone who “found themselves” on a yoga retreat in Bali… and frankly, should have stayed lost.
Listen up:
We’re not here to help you “find yourself.”
We’re here to show you what happens when you completely lose the plot—
—and come out the other side with a passport full of red flags, a pilot license held together with duct tape, and a restraining order from Air Kenya.
Mark your calendars (in pencil—chaos permitting):
Once a week—more or less—a fresh disaster drops.
Come for the laughs. Stay for the trauma bonding.
Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. And whatever you do:
Don't try this at home!
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Unser Blog entführt euch in unsere abenteuerliche Welt jenseits des Zeitgeistes. Mit einem Mix aus humorvollen Erlebnissen, spannenden Abenteuern und berührenden Momenten möchten wir euch die Vielfalt und Schönheit unserer Erde näher bringen. Der Sprachen Mix aus deutsch und englisch ist beabsichtigt und spiegelt unsere flexible und unorthodoxe Lebensweise wider.
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