"What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

                                         Chronicles of Chaos and Courage

 

Our blog invites you into a world beyond the ordinary, where adventure meets absurdity, and every experience is a story waiting to be told. With a mix of sharp humour, thrilling escapades, and heartwarming encounters, we showcase the magnificent, diverse, and often mysterious ways life unfolds.

The blend of German and English isn’t a mistake—it’s a feature. It reflects our unorthodox, flexible lifestyle and our refusal to be boxed into a single narrative or language.

Mark your calendars: once a week, fresh stories land on our blog. Come for the laughs, stay for the unexpected.

 

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Unser Blog entführt euch in unsere abenteuerliche Welt jenseits des Zeitgeistes. Mit einem Mix aus humorvollen Erlebnissen, spannenden Abenteuern und berührenden Momenten möchten wir euch die Vielfalt und Schönheit unserer Erde näher bringen. Der Sprachen Mix aus deutsch und englisch ist beabsichtigt und spiegelt unsere flexible und unorthodoxe Lebensweise wider.

Tragt es euch im Kalender ein: Einmal oder auch zweimal wöchentlich erwarten euch neue Geschichten auf unserem Blog 

 

From Riches to Rags: An African Odyssey, Part IV / Where Good Intentions Go to Die. Charity Begins at the Customs Office

“No, Marcel, I don’t believe sending your designer clothes here is a great idea, really. All that would accomplish is giving the customs officers a wardrobe upgrade. By next week, half of Nairobi’s airport security would be strutting around in your Armani suits like underpaid Bond villains. Meanwhile, the black market—where 95% of all donated Western apparel ends up anyway—would be absolutely thriving, selling your well-intended generosity at a tidy profit. Your wardrobe alone might trigger an economic boom, possibly even a hostile corporate takeover of the secondhand clothing industry. But would a single orphan, a single starving child, a single soul in actual need ever touch so much as a thread of your donations? Absolutely not.”

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From Riches to Rags: An African Odyssey, Part III “Shots Fired: How a Camera Took Me from the High Life to Nairobi’s Human Blender.”

“Are you ready? Sure you want to do this?” Shlomi asked, with the casual tone of a man inviting you to brunch, not a descent into the rectal cavity of urban despair. I looked at him—unsure, unprepared, and utterly incapable of backing down. Why? Because if I did, this bastard would hang it over my head for the rest of eternity like the Sword of Damocles, except less sword and more insufferable smugness.

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From Riches to Rags: An African Odyssey Part II / From the Maasai Mara to Motel Ebola: My Descent into the Bowels of British Hospitality.

“Damn you, Shlomi! May you wake up stark naked at the bottom of a festering hippo pool, gargling elephant dung like it’s mouthwash, sprouting a rat’s tail from your forehead, and cursed with a baboon’s ass so blindingly red that traffic stops out of sheer confusion! May every mosquito within a hundred-mile radius see you as an all-you-can-drink buffet, and may the local witch doctor take one look at you and immediately request an exorcism!”

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From Riches to Rags: An African Odyssey, Part I / The Philanthropy Trap: From First-Class Flights to Last-Resort Decisions

How One Camera, One Ghetto, and a Herd of Ungrateful Elephants Bankrupted My Wallet, My Sanity, and Any Hope of a Quiet Life. Let me take you, dear reader, on a rollercoaster ride so violently absurd that even the most masochistic thrill-seeker would rather take a cheese grater to their own kneecaps than buckle in. We love stories of meteoric ascension, don’t we? The kind where some dirt-poor underdog claws their way to fortune, clutching designer sneakers, overpriced watches, and a crippling cocaine habit along the way. We worship the Silicon Valley demigods, the rags-to-riches pop stars, the socialites who manage to monetise their own existence with the sheer force of vapid entitlement.

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The Hunger Games, Mara Edition: City Slickers for Dinner

"No, Marcel, I don’t think it’s a good idea to get off the hood now and step into this lion pride." I could tell my wife was a bit concerned. She had a point. It was darker and quieter than a postal office after closing time, and our fragile Land Rover was perched on the edge of a valley so ominous it might as well have come with its own horror soundtrack—something with unsettling violins and distant screams. For all we knew, a colony of prehistoric carnivores was lurking in the underbrush, just waiting for us to stumble down there like an all-you-can-eat special. If a family of T-Rexes was holding a reunion in that valley, we wouldn’t know until we were on the guest list—as the main course.

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Wyoming Saga, Part 5 / The Demise Of An American Dream

“I’m sorry, Marcel,” came the shaky voice over my phone’s speaker, trembling like a ghostly echo from another world. “It seems that Sylvia, the coworker responsible for your work visa process, was suddenly transferred to another department in Oregon... yesterday. Unfortunately, none of the applications or documents she was supposed to file for your visa were ever submitted. Not only have all the deadlines passed, but—” here came the dagger twist, “—your tourist visa extension has also expired. You’re now, technically, illegally in the United States. So... sorry.”

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Wyoming Saga, Part 3 / Wayne's Boot Shop, Cody

"Art," I pointed out, attempting to sound casual while clutching the yoke like a wrestler in a death-grip bear hug, "if intergalactic travel is your plan, perhaps we should start by upgrading the life support systems in this flying laundry basket.”

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Wyoming Saga, Part 2 / The Flying Tigers

“Now, here’s the problem, Nate,” I began, adopting the tone of someone explaining the solar system to a chicken. “As you may or may not be aware—living here, no offence, in the back of beyond—the U.S. immigration system has some deeply rooted problems. To sum it up: it sucks. Big time.”

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Wyoming Saga, Part 1 / How we met Mr. Santa and Mrs. Claus

Disclaimer: This short story was originally intended to serve as the introduction to my first book, aptly titled "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" Chronicles of Chaos and Courage. However, thanks to my chronic inability to resist babbling on endlessly—pausing only for catastrophes of biblical proportions (perhaps a meteor the size of Nebraska would do the trick)—this little intro ballooned far beyond its intended scope.

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About us:

 

Romdane Travel Tales isn’t just another travel blog—it’s a chronicle of chaos masquerading as adventure. We’re not just passionate travelers; we’re borderline unhinged storytellers who plunge headfirst into the world’s absurdities and live to tell the tale (most of the time).

Our stories? Wild and untamed. Authentic and original. Brimming with life and just the right dose of insanity. From hilariously catastrophic mishaps in far-flung lands to unexpectedly moving encounters with humans—and occasionally creatures—you’d never dream of meeting, we’ll take you on an emotional rollercoaster you’ll probably regret not buckling up for.

But we’re not here just to entertain. Oh no, we’re here to ignite something within you. Call it wanderlust, call it a midlife crisis—we don’t judge. If our stories of questionable decision-making and serendipitous survival inspire you to pack your bags and jump headlong into your own adventure, then mission accomplished.

Because here’s the thing: travel doesn’t just broaden your mind—it exposes your soul, opens your heart, and occasionally empties your wallet faster than you can say “souvenir.”

Every post on Romdane Travel Tales is crafted with care (and a little self-deprecation), aiming to make you laugh, cry, or at least reconsider your own life choices. So, join us on this whirlwind of mishaps and marvels. Let us inspire you to step out of your comfort zone—and maybe even book a one-way ticket to chaos.

 

 

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Romdane Travel Tales ist mehr als nur ein Reise Blog. Wir sind leidenschaftliche Reisende und Geschichtenerzähler, die es lieben, die Welt zu erkunden und unsere Erlebnisse mit euch zu teilen. Unsere Geschichten sind authentisch, voller Leben und oft auch ein bisschen verrückt. Vom brüllend komischen Missgeschick in einem fernen Land bis hin zu tief bewegenden Begegnungen mit Menschen aus aller Welt - wir nehmen euch mit auf eine emotionale Reise, die ihr so schnell nicht vergessen werdet. Unser Ziel ist es, euch nicht nur zu unterhalten, sondern auch zu inspirieren. Vielleicht findet ihr in unseren Geschichten den Mut, selbst einmal die Koffer zu packen und das Abenteuer zu suchen. Wir glauben daran, dass Reisen nicht nur den Horizont erweitert, sondern auch das Herz öffnet. Jeder Beitrag auf Romdane Travel Tales ist mit Liebe zum Detail geschrieben und soll euch ein Lächeln ins Gesicht zaubern oder auch mal eine Träne der Rührung entlocken. Begleitet  uns auf unserer Reise durch die Welt und lasst euch von uns zu neuen Abenteuern inspirieren.